Big Chicken News

I hadn’t planned to blog again today. Then this big chicken story broke.

Behold, Big Boss:

As a writer for CNN observed, “It’s like the prologue to a poultry-themed apocalypse novel.”

It demands a response.

First, let me establish my chicken credentials, so Big Boss knows who he is dealing with.

I have a rooster-themed spoon holder.

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And a Chickens Of the World dish towel.

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I welcome chickens from other countries.

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And celebrate differently-abled chickens.

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But Big Boss should notice some commonalities among my favorite chickens. A certain…fixedness. He should know that I am not a fan of chickens in motion.

Now the truth is, if Big Boss is breeding an army, it’s likely that he sees us as a viable target and might be plotting a takeover.

We need a plan, people.  Because even though my local supermarket can rotisserie this guy’s little cousins like nobody’s business…

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They either saved it for me or named it after me. Not sure which.

…and I’ve rumbled with a chicken or two myself

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R.I.P. Wonderful Gift Rooster. 

This may call for something bigger.

But never fear, friends.

We have Beyonce.

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One thought on “Big Chicken News

  1. Lynette says:

    Dude, I still have something to send you for your collection. I’ve had it for a long time and just never get to the post office.

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